Ten bajillion years ago, the evil Toast Wizard decided to start a plan for world domination. But he soon learned an important lesson: Taking over the world is HARD. So he formed an alliance with the not-quite-as-evil-but-still-pretty-vicious Angry Green Toast, and formed the Toast Guild, an alliance of evil geniuses dedicated to world domination.
As the overly dramatic intro above implies, we're into world domination! Also toast. Evil toast. We're into world domination and evil toast.
What do you think a hostile takeover by toast would look like? Submit some toasty world domination art.
Ten bajillion years ago, the evil Toast Wizard decided to start a plan for world domination. But he soon learned an important lesson: Taking over the world is HARD. So he formed an alliance with the not-quite-as-evil-but-still-pretty-vicious Angry Green Toast, and formed the Toast Guild, an alliance of evil geniuses dedicated to world domination.
As the overly dramatic intro above implies, we're into world domination! Also toast. Evil toast. We're into world domination and evil toast.
What do you think a hostile takeover by toast would look like? Submit some toasty world domination art.
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If you feel called to create CHAOS DESTRUCTION AND INTERNET INSPIRED RANDOMNESS like only our generation knows how--the guild welcomes you to her ranks.
those with toast in their usernames should take it as a sign that they were always DESTINED to join us. welcome home, toast brethren.
Q:"I want to join, but what kind of stuff do I post?" A: toast themed super villain like characters. Just go design your own toast themed baddy and start drawing him doing over the top villainy things.
Q:"why would I want to do that?" A: for the lulz. And so you can wear a TOAST GUILD membership on your page with pride. it makes you look popular and stuff. because you are apart of a super secret fraternity with the word GUILD in the name.--not so super secret that you can't brag about it though of course...
Q:"ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GUILD" A: and how toast brother. and how.
Just finished the avatar for the Guild! Now if you see this group in the list, and right beneath it is another group with a blank avatar, you will be compelled, SUBCONSCIOUSLY, to look at this group first! And here you are, reading this comment, so I was right! Bwa ha ha haaaa!!
hah...heh...
But seriously though...now that you're here, why not join the group? You can read the description posted in the blog by my lovely assistant, angry-green-toast.
Know what would be great? If we had more people with "toast" in their usernames. Don't be shy, guys! All toasty deviants are welcome! (We also accept non-toasty deviants, but more grudgingly.)